dave barry for president - newbies: READ THIS FIRST

newbies: READ THIS FIRST

NEWBIES: READ THIS PLEASE! actual information is in this thread • 1 message
you might want to go read the FAQ at www.davebarr... by judi - Feb 28, 05 (1.)

newbie newbie thread -- welcome, grasshopper • 2,720 messages
  Or more...depends on the crowd... by BigMur - Mar 18, 04 (1.)
  Toes?.. by Mac O'Roni - Mar 18, 04 (2.)
  Yeah, lets start with Mur... by Laurie2038 - Mar 18, 04 (3.)
  (Actually...I may well be the only virgin of conse... by Mac O'Roni - Mar 18, 04 (4.)
  I'm a virgin due to my lack of consent to be other... by Laurie2038 - Mar 18, 04 (5.)
  Probably...(response to Mac's post) by BigMur - Mar 18, 04 (6.)
  From me sure, if I could grope someone from 3000 m... by commodore wayne - Mar 18, 04 (7.)
  Is Iowa 3000 miles away from California?.. by Mac O'Roni - Mar 18, 04 (8.)
  Nope about 1500... by commodore wayne - Mar 18, 04 (9.)
  Via Newark it is. by Laurie2038 - Mar 18, 04 (10.)
  Someone here has been bad?.. by Laurie2038 - Mar 18, 04 (11.)
  No big mystery there, I 'spose... by Mac O'Roni - Mar 18, 04 (12.)
  Laurie -- Funny you should say that... by commodore wayne - Mar 18, 04 (13.)
  I'm I considered a newbie? by Drizzt Do'Urdan - Mar 18, 04 (14.)
  Not anymore...... by Fred Miller - Mar 18, 04 (15.)
  are people calling you anything?.. by judi - Mar 18, 04 (16.)
  It's a toll call, judi, and we can't afford it. by Laurie2038 - Mar 18, 04 (17.)
  I tried calling and reversing the charges.....Driz... by Fred Miller - Mar 18, 04 (18.)
  Once you get someone to ROFL or snort I know that ... by commodore wayne - Mar 18, 04 (19.)
  Also if we get them into Aisle 8 and initiate them... by Laurie2038 - Mar 18, 04 (20.)
  Wait... by speeds - Mar 19, 04 (21.)
  You didn't read the contract? by Laurie2038 - Mar 19, 04 (22.)
  Wait... by speeds - Mar 19, 04 (23.)
  no one sent you the by-laws and the tenets of the ... by agent 66 - Mar 19, 04 (24.)
  Y'all must have stopped that when I first started ... by jilly willy - Mar 19, 04 (25.)
  that would be me and or other male members of the ... by agent 66 - Mar 19, 04 (26.)
  Tongue ... by Laurie2038 - Mar 19, 04 (27.)
  do i detect a slight sheen of perspiration upon th... by agent 66 - Mar 19, 04 (28.)
  presents?!.. by judi - Mar 19, 04 (29.)
  Are the bylaws in pdf format?.. by speeds - Mar 19, 04 (30.)
  no, speed... by agent 66 - Mar 19, 04 (31.)
  ohhhhhhhhhh kaaaaaaaayyyyy by speeds - Mar 19, 04 (32.)
  Once you start "cutting and pasting" from other po... by BigMur - Mar 19, 04 (33.)
  WBAGNFARB?.. by speeds - Mar 19, 04 (34.)
  mmmmm... by agent 66 - Mar 19, 04 (35.)
  WBAGNFARB= would be a good name for a rock band...... by agent 66 - Mar 19, 04 (36.)
  WBAGNFARB = Would be a good name for a rock band (... by BigMur - Mar 19, 04 (37.)
  I liked dave's book on hardware and babydom (circa... by speeds - Mar 19, 04 (38.)
  Dave is just like God in that he is whimsically de... by agent 66 - Mar 19, 04 (39.)
  Oh hell, I did that last week. by speeds - Mar 19, 04 (40.)
  I have examined, as the Board Psychiatrist, both M... by The Evil Baroness - Mar 19, 04 (41.)
  And Carson, yes we adore you here, too... by The Evil Baroness - Mar 19, 04 (42.)
  Thank you... by Drizzt Do'Urdan - Mar 19, 04 (43.)
  I have examined, as the Board Psychiatrist, both M... by speeds - Mar 19, 04 (44.)
  Wow sane... by Drizzt Do'Urdan - Mar 19, 04 (45.)
  thank you... by agent 66 - Mar 19, 04 (46.)
  <pressing OnStar button for Carson> by Laurie2038 - Mar 19, 04 (47.)
  Like he needs the help... by Drizzt Do'Urdan - Mar 19, 04 (48.)
  I think Carse knows precisely where he is without ... by The Evil Baroness - Mar 19, 04 (49.)
  We have a lotta wind tonight EB... by BarryFS - Mar 19, 04 (50.)
  <<<If you only knew>>>> Betwe... by The Evil Baroness - Mar 19, 04 (51.)
  LOL by BarryFS - Mar 19, 04 (52.)
  I try to go out side as little as possible until A... by The Evil Baroness - Mar 19, 04 (53.)
  That sure is an exiting town to visit The EB. by BarryFS - Mar 19, 04 (54.)
  Yeah... by The Evil Baroness - Mar 19, 04 (55.)
  Daisy... by agent 66 - Mar 20, 04 (56.)
  EB, I believe it's about time for 66's quarterly c... by BigOwl - Mar 20, 04 (57.)
  I am one of the resident psychoanalysts of this bo... by wayne moore - Mar 20, 04 (58.)
  I left out a lot... by wayne moore - Mar 20, 04 (59.)
  Don't worry Pam... by BigOwl - Mar 20, 04 (60.)
  Dave (No Hits in 2004) Barry by BigOwl - Mar 20, 04 (61.)
  Dave doesn't perform his own hits... by Mac O'Roni - Mar 20, 04 (62.)
  Whoa that amazing!!!! by commodore wayne - Mar 20, 04 (63.)
  Wayne got me to a T by commodore wayne - Mar 20, 04 (64.)
  Right, Commodore, ya willin' to show us?? by The Evil Baroness - Mar 20, 04 (65.)
  Yeah but I must have time to prepare. by commodore wayne - Mar 20, 04 (66.)
  Mac ~ I thought you wrote "surly insatiable Italia... by Laurie2038 - Mar 20, 04 (67.)
  That works, too... by Mac O'Roni - Mar 20, 04 (68.)
  Arse?.. by BarryFS - Mar 20, 04 (69.)
  No... by Mac O'Roni - Mar 20, 04 (70.)
  Hey, you've GOT one; just because you don't have t... by Mac O'Roni - Mar 20, 04 (71.)
  Yes, but he's yours, and ergo, it's your penis, ne... by Mac O'Roni - Mar 20, 04 (72.)
  <checking> No penis here, either in case som... by Laurie2038 - Mar 20, 04 (73.)
  I was having that, too... by Mac O'Roni - Mar 20, 04 (74.)
  I love it when I use "ergo" too; ergo, I use it a ... by Mac O'Roni - Mar 20, 04 (75.)
  Aghhh nevermind I came in on the wrong part of a c... by Drizzt Do'Urdan - Mar 21, 04 (76.)
  I love the words "nasturtium" and "gaucho" I keep ... by agent 66 - Mar 21, 04 (77.)
  the communist from south of the border. by wayne moore - Mar 21, 04 (78.)
  My portrait is a picture of Uranus... by Barbi Guinness - Mar 21, 04 (79.)
  It MUST be a full moon. by Mac O'Roni - Mar 21, 04 (80.)
  I was expecting that crack! by BarryFS - Mar 21, 04 (81.)
  You know, these lame jokes really STINK! by Mac O'Roni - Mar 21, 04 (82.)
  oh!.. by BarryFS - Mar 21, 04 (83.)
  Nope, it's all Uranus. by Mac O'Roni - Mar 21, 04 (84.)
  The movie Yoko Ono didn't make. by BarryFS - Mar 21, 04 (85.)
  Thank God. by Mac O'Roni - Mar 21, 04 (86.)
  Why do there seem to be nuclear explosions in the ... by Mike Weasel - Mar 21, 04 (87.)
  Lower pivot hole. by BarryFS - Mar 21, 04 (88.)
  It can't be a full moon... by The Evil Baroness - Mar 21, 04 (89.)
  Ha Ha EB... by Drizzt Do'Urdan - Mar 22, 04 (90.)
  Do'Urban, you'd do a better job than the Idiot who... by The Evil Baroness - Mar 22, 04 (91.)
  Hiya Barbi! by twopuppies - Mar 22, 04 (92.)
  welcome twopuppies :) by judi - Mar 22, 04 (93.)
  We have to stop meeting like this Judi. by twopuppies - Mar 22, 04 (94.)
  what, with your desk and john mayer between us?.. by judi - Mar 22, 04 (95.)
  Hmmm.... by Drizzt Do'Urdan - Mar 23, 04 (96.)
  I love being a newbie... by Punky Brewster - Mar 23, 04 (97.)
  You really don't want to know... by Drizzt Do'Urdan - Mar 23, 04 (98.)
  And we love newbies, Punky.....welcome aboard the ... by Fred Miller - Mar 23, 04 (99.)
  Newbies don't taste very good... by Punky Brewster - Mar 23, 04 (100.)

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optional pay service begins december 12th • 267 messages
  dave and i have talked about it, and tend to agree... by judi - Dec 3, 04 (1.)
  So it's PayPal or check only ? by BigMur - Dec 3, 04 (2.)
  You can be my Pay-Pal anytime... by Colorina - Dec 3, 04 (3.)
  If I (or the twins) mail a check tomorrow, I doubt... by BarryFS - Dec 3, 04 (4.)
  Barry, it sounds like you're reading that as if yo... by Raynebow - Dec 3, 04 (5.)
  Well I guess some of us will not be posting much o... by BarryFS - Dec 3, 04 (6.)
  I won't be either. by Raynebow - Dec 3, 04 (7.)
  This has been expected for some time......just a f... by Fred Miller - Dec 3, 04 (8.)
  It is taking 3 weeks from England to Manitoba at t... by BarryFS - Dec 3, 04 (9.)
  You're right, Fred... by Ms. Nomer - Dec 3, 04 (10.)
  Though it has been expected, the timing could have... by Laurie2038 - Dec 3, 04 (11.)
  I got the WX email at 13.38 CST today. by BarryFS - Dec 3, 04 (12.)
  the thing is, they sent that email to forum OWNERS... by judi - Dec 3, 04 (13.)
  I can mail out a check tomorrow to you judi if you... by BarryFS - Dec 3, 04 (14.)
  Ohhhh ... by Laurie2038 - Dec 3, 04 (15.)
  wait til you hear from me; i'm waiting to hear fro... by judi - Dec 3, 04 (16.)
  I started one Laurie for my engineering buddies to... by BarryFS - Dec 3, 04 (17.)
  Thanks judi. by BarryFS - Dec 3, 04 (18.)
  Hey...why do we have stars already ? by BigMur - Dec 4, 04 (19.)
  On several of the other servers everyone has stars... by Laurie2038 - Dec 4, 04 (20.)
  Just posted in your site, Barry!.. by Colorina - Dec 4, 04 (21.)
  Or perhaps we've been unknowingly earmarked for so... by BigMur - Dec 4, 04 (22.)
  Laurie!.. by Colorina - Dec 4, 04 (23.)
  Feeling left out, Murray?.. by Colorina - Dec 4, 04 (24.)
  Left out of what ?.. by BigMur - Dec 4, 04 (25.)
  'Rina ~ Bush and Cheney are the ones being ordered... by Laurie2038 - Dec 4, 04 (26.)
  Well, there ya go...now it makes sense... by BigMur - Dec 4, 04 (27.)
  Rina, good question... by BarryFS - Dec 4, 04 (28.)
  Bush and Cheney can't even be in the same room!.. by Colorina - Dec 4, 04 (29.)
  Gaaaaaaaaaaa.....now THAT'S a crowded tub...<&l... by BigMur - Dec 4, 04 (30.)
  Got that, Rayne?.. by Colorina - Dec 4, 04 (31.)
  Time for a hot tub. by BarryFS - Dec 4, 04 (32.)
  (reminds me of Eddie Murphy doing his James Brown ... by Colorina - Dec 4, 04 (33.)
  Thanks, Rina... by Ms. Nomer - Dec 4, 04 (34.)
  we all have stars b/c we get a free premium trial ... by MeL - Dec 4, 04 (35.)
  We were supposed to read it ?...sheesh... by BigMur - Dec 4, 04 (36.)
  novel thought, eh? by MeL - Dec 4, 04 (37.)
  Some people's nerve...I tellyawhut... by BigMur - Dec 4, 04 (38.)
  Whaddya know, people get on my nerves too... by MeL - Dec 4, 04 (39.)
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  Did you catch the Gold Speedo under the robe? by Arnold Ziphel - Dec 4, 04 (44.)
  Someone find a hot tub and put us all in it!@ by Raynebow - Dec 4, 04 (45.)
  Amen... by The Evil Baroness - Dec 4, 04 (46.)
  Speaking of funny stuff we get in email... by BigMur - Dec 4, 04 (47.)
  the stars are really getting on my nerves. by MeL - Dec 4, 04 (48.)
  but at night...aren't they big and bright <<... by BigMur - Dec 4, 04 (49.)
  But of course... by MeL - Dec 4, 04 (50.)
  Mel, isn't that the state song now?.. by Ms. Nomer - Dec 5, 04 (51.)
  Kay, it's still "Texas... by Con - Dec 5, 04 (52.)
  Oh, right... by Ms. Nomer - Dec 5, 04 (53.)
  HI KIDS!.. by Fornortny - Dec 5, 04 (54.)
  Hey Kay check out my 2lt... by MeL - Dec 5, 04 (55.)
  Hey, Fort... by TheGraz - Dec 5, 04 (56.)
  Allright... by Drizzt Do'Urdan - Dec 6, 04 (57.)
  Yay Fort!.. by Mike Weasel - Dec 6, 04 (58.)
  Please PRINT this form and return it with your che... by BarryFS - Dec 6, 04 (59.)
  ok barry i'm back from NC so i'll get to all this ... by judi - Dec 6, 04 (60.)
  Thanks. by BarryFS - Dec 7, 04 (61.)
  barry, check your preferences; at the top it shoul... by judi - Dec 7, 04 (62.)
  It does... by BarryFS - Dec 7, 04 (63.)
  Dec 19, 2005 for me...cool... by BigMur - Dec 7, 04 (64.)
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  have you looked at that preference for "only log i... by judi - Dec 7, 04 (70.)
  You can also turn off that star by your name, in p... by BigMur - Dec 8, 04 (71.)
  yeah, some people didn't like the idea of a star -... by judi - Dec 8, 04 (72.)
  Sounds like our political rants here...<<sig... by BigMur - Dec 8, 04 (73.)
  Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do?.. by Raynebow - Dec 8, 04 (74.)
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  Yes the stars are upsetting... by Colorina - Dec 8, 04 (77.)
  Update: I am now a "premium" member... by Mac O'Roni - Dec 9, 04 (78.)
  Yet you refuse to be a star-bellied sneech amongst... by Laurie2038 - Dec 9, 04 (79.)
  My name isn't Ringo. by Mac O'Roni - Dec 9, 04 (80.)
  Sounds like a made for t.v... by Laurie2038 - Dec 9, 04 (81.)
  I'm not Riiiiiiiiingo My name is 'Roooooooooni (D... by Colorina - Dec 10, 04 (82.)
  I do vaguely recall something along those lines bu... by Mike Weasel - Dec 10, 04 (83.)
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  Rina!.. by Raynebow - Dec 10, 04 (85.)
  As long as she ain't the same one that sings about... by BigMur - Dec 10, 04 (86.)
  Oh THANKS Mur ~ now that song is throbbing in my b... by Laurie2038 - Dec 10, 04 (87.)
  Oh, did I forget the BTA ?.. by BigMur - Dec 10, 04 (88.)
  Apology accepted ~ as long as I can eliminate the ... by Laurie2038 - Dec 10, 04 (89.)
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  oh i WISH i had my daughter and friend's version o... by judi - Dec 11, 04 (91.)
  The song you're thinking of is It Wasn't Me by Sha... by Laurie2038 - Dec 11, 04 (92.)
  AGGGHHH!!!!.. by Drizzt Do'Urdan - Dec 11, 04 (93.)
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  Twelve bucks to chat with Judi?.. by Bill Jackson2 - Dec 11, 04 (95.)
  Just make them leave their tomahawks outside. by BarryFS - Dec 11, 04 (96.)
  Well, I'm paid now... by TheGraz - Dec 11, 04 (97.)
  How are things on the work front, Graz? by Laurie2038 - Dec 11, 04 (98.)
  Surprisingly busy... by TheGraz - Dec 11, 04 (99.)
  Yoikes ~ that's a long haul, especially without th... by Laurie2038 - Dec 11, 04 (100.)

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CONTEST! Win 5 lbs of old Dave Barry clippings • 2 messages
Hmmm... by KaffyMoo - Feb 4, 10 (1.)
if they dated TO 1995 it would be more tempting to... by judi - Feb 4, 10 (2.)

ARCHIVE -- here newbie newbie newbie • 2,981 messages
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  >rip< by Mac O'Roni - Jun 16, 03 (98.)
  Jen, Being married does not mean you can't be a ki... by Fornortny - Jun 16, 03 (99.)
  we have caught bjorn in an intelectual conundrum by agent 66 - Jun 16, 03 (100.)

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