Moulton's Nickelodeon
Here we will reprise, in no particular order, the musical numbers crafted by Barsoom Tork Associates to celebrate the good times at the English Wikipedia.
- Jun 24, 2008 5:08 pm (#1 of 32)
Mistakes Were Made
Three Little Jerks and Cruel From The Mistako by Dilbert and Sullivan
CopyClef 2008, Dilbert & Sullivan, and Barsoom Tork AssociatesThree little jerks and cruel are we Punk as a bully well can be Filled to the brim with hubricity Three little jerks and cruel
Dramahz is our source of fun Nobody's safe, 'cuz we care for none RfC is a sham that's just begun Three little jerks and cruel
Three little jerks who, all unwary Come from an Essjay seminary Freed from its genius tutelary Three little jerks and cruel Three little jerks and cruel
One little jerk is a blackguard glum Two little jerks in attendance come Three little jerks is the total sum Three little jerks and cruel Three little jerks and cruel
From three little jerks take one away Two little jerks remain, and they Won't have to wait very long, they say Three little jerks and cruel Three little jerks and cruel
Three little jerks who, all unwary Come from Essjay's seminary Freed from its genius tutelary Three little jerks and cruel Three little jerks and cruel
North Amurcan Bupkis, Exclusive Internet Dementors"At North Amurcan Bupkis, Our Dithyrambs Are Your Everlasting Annoyance."
- Jun 24, 2008 5:18 pm (#2 of 32)
Disruptive Balladeers
My Disruptible Balloon Would you like to pop my disruptible balloon? Would you like to pop my disruptible balloon? We could crash into the swamps together, you and I For we can fly, we can cry Up, up and away My disruptible, my disruptible balloon
The world's a stranger place in my disruptible balloon It bears an alien face, my disruptible balloon We can sing a song and sail along the silky sky For we can fly, we can cry Up, up and away My disruptible, my disruptible balloon
Suspended under a twilight canopy We'll search the clouds for an RfAr to guide us by If by some chance you find yourself scorning me We'll find a cloud to hide us We'll keep Barsoom beside us
Dramahz waiting there in my disruptible balloon Way up in the air in my disruptible balloon If you'll block my PoV we'll chase your dream across the sky For we can fly, we can cry Up, up and away My disruptible, my disruptible balloon Balloon... Up, up, and away.....CopyClef 2008, The Fifth Dimension and Barsoom Tork Associates
North Amurcan Bupkis, Exclusive Internet Dementors"At North Amurcan Bupkis, Our Dithyrambs Are Your Everlasting Annoyance."
- Jun 24, 2008 5:25 pm (#3 of 32)
Edited Jan 6, 2009 10:20 am
Empathy
I've Got A Feeling
CopyClef 2005 John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Barsoom Tork AssociatesI've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside Oh yeah, Oh yeah. I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide Oh no. Oh no, Oh no, Yeah I've got a feeling.
Oh please believe me, I'd hate to diss your pain Oh yeah, Oh yeah. And if you grieve, I won't tempt fate again Oh no, Oh no, Oh no. Yeah I've got a feeling yeah.
All these years I've been gamboling about, Wondering how come nobody told me All that I was looking for was somebody Who snerked like you.
Ev'rybody had a hard year Ev'rybody had a good time Ev'rybody had a wet dream, Ev'rybody saw the sunshine Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
Ev'rybody had a good year, Ev'rybody let their hair down, Ev'rybody pulled their socks up, Ev'rybody put their foot down. Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
- Jun 24, 2008 5:31 pm (#4 of 32)
Bugger Bugger
Do Ya' Think I'm Crazy?
Bugger Bugger Mmmm ... ooh
He's so nervous avoiding all the questions His mouth is dry, my heart is gently pounding Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking
If you want my bogons and you think I'm sexy Come on Bugger let me know. If you really need me just reach out and tweak me Come on Jonny tell me so Tell me so Awbrey
He's acting brash, looking for an answer Come on Jon let's spend three months together Now hold on a minute before we go much further Give me a dime so I can phone my brother They catch a link to Tork's low brow web server At last you can tell exactly why their hearts beat
If you want my bogons and you think I'm sexy Come on Jonny tell me so If you really need me just reach out and tweak me Come on Bugger let me know
His heart's beating like a drum 'Cos at last he's got this fella on the run Relax Awbrey now we're almost done
Two iconoclasts but that ain't what they're thinking Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining They got each other neither one's complaining He says I'm sorry but I'm out of tease and coffee Never mind Bugger, we can watch the early movie
If you want my bogons and you think I'm crazy Come on Bugger let me know If you really need me just reach out and tweak me Come on Awbrey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and tweak me Come on Bugger let me know If you really, really, really, really need me Just let me know Just reach out and tweak me
If you really want me just reach out and taunt me Come on Bugger let me know If you really need me just reach out and tweak me Come on Bugger let me know If you, if you, if you really need me Just come on and tell me soCopyClef 2008 Rod Stewart, Jonny Cache, and Barsoom Tork Associates. North Amurcan Bupkis, Reclusive Internet Dementors.
"At North Amurcan Bupkis, our annoying music is your everlasting earworm."
- Jun 24, 2008 5:46 pm (#5 of 32)
Had Your Filll?
Hound Blog
You ain't nothin but a hound, Bob Cryin all the time. You ain't nothin but a hound, Bob Whining all the time. Well, you ain't never blocked a racket And you ain't no friend of mine.
When they said you was high classed, Well, that was just a lie. When they said you was high classed, Well, that was just a lie. You ain't never blocked a racket And you ain't no friend of mine.CopyClef 2007 Jerry Lieber, Mike Stoller, Elvis Presley, and Barsoom Tork Associates. North Amurcan Bupkis, Reclusive Internet Dementors.
"At North Amurcan Bupkis, our annoying music is your everlasting earworm."
- Jun 24, 2008 5:53 pm (#6 of 32)
Uffda...
CopyClef 2008 Hal David, Sherman Edwards, Jonny Cache, and Barsoom Tork Associates.Jonny Get Angry
Jonny, you said we were through
Just to see what I would do
I sat there and hung my head
Made me wish that Meta were dead
CHORUS:Every time you jousted with me
Oh, Jonny get angry, Jonny get mad
Give us the slickest Wiki we ever had
I want a brave man, I want a rave, man
Johnny, show me that you dare, really dare sock me
You let Kato cut in constantly
When he'd ask, you'd never speak
Must you always choose me to tweak?
CHORUSEvery Wiki wants someone who
We can always look up to
You know I bug you, that's a {fact}
Not to worry, GlassBeadGame will redact
CHORUSJonny, get angry, Jonny
Jonny, Jonny, Jonny, Jonny...
North Amurcan Bupkis, Exclusive Internet RingTone Distributors.
"At North Amurcan Bupkis, we have no original material whatsoever."
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